Preach that shit, baby.
BUT REALLY READ THIS IN HIS “SINGING” VOICE ITS ACtually only kind of funny… Goddamnit.
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Don’t mind the caption, just look at the pictures and learn.
I CAN FEEL HER DELIGHT
I see this and my immediate response is to yell:
BEAT THAT ASS GIRL! FUCK HIM UP.
Basically as I was told I will tell you.
Do as much damage as you can. Claw at eyes, go for the throat. Hit in the adam’s apple, stop on an instep, bite, piss, vomit do whatever. Fuck him up and run. Scream FIRE while you run. Hit parked cars and set off alarms.
Fuck him up.
Hell, throw him down a flight of stairs.
Axolotls have the unique ability to regenerate most body parts. In a period of months, they can grow entire new limbs and even portions of the brain and spine.
Made in Mexico
“HOLD STILL AND LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE”
Giving a new meaning to “photoshoot”